THE KIND OF MAN YOU SHOULD NEVER MARRY.

1000 ways to die, 50 shades of grey 

You've  heard of these. Today you're going to read about a kind of husband that you shouldn't marry.

 Ladies and gentlemen , shall we begin?? 🤷

I once had a patient who was HIV positive, it had eaten her greatly. She was already emaciated. Sometimes she would be so calm other times she was a  medium sized lion😅.

I noticed she was mostly calm with the nurses, the Indaboski part was for her co patients who were willing to see that part and in a greater portion for her husband whose visit would always terminate in quarrels.It was even a miracle he came visiting occasionally. They were cat and rat literally. He would never bring anything on these occasional and rare visits , neither was he bothered about how the drug supplies and other hospital payments were made possible. For him, coming was already more than enough , why do more? 

One day he came , and the doctors asked that he ran the HIV test to know his status.  If you've gone for HIV test before , you'd know how terrifying it is. That's when your village people will remind you of the number of strange razor blades you've used, if you're a health worker you'd flash back to some near needle  stick injury and many other scary scenarios.  So like every human , he was reluctant at first but he finally agreed.

Some moments later, say about an hour or more, oga came back. No he didn't come back , he danced back. He danced into the ward and told us he danced all the way from the testing centre 🤣.  We didn't even have to ask him, he gladly announced "I no get am" . No he didn't stop there , he narrated his entire encounter. "As them tell me say I no get am ehn , if you see jump wey I jump, naso I just from there dey dance come" .  It wouldn't have been an issue if it was just us but his wife was  there! Try to imagine how the poor woman would feel. She probably felt like the cursed or unlucky one.

The man was not even sensible enough to stop , he kept reciting "I no get am" like a newly learnt phrase till my Matron countered him with "Oga you get am, e never just show". He immediately countered it with "I no get am".  Again my Matron repeated the same thing, soon it became like a call and response "you get am" ,"I no get am" . I can't remember how it ended.

Days later , the woman was discharged and there was no money to settle bills, but you know this our God never ceases to show up miraculously 😍. A good Samaritan came, settled the bills and even left some change for her.

I hope she and the husband live in peace and harmony when she gets home😄. Join me say amen.

Well there you have it,  a man that chooses not to have sense despite the fact that God gave him a brain, is the kind of man you should not marry!

Thank you for reading.

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