Boyfriends are for biting 😋

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One of the reasons you need a boyfriend as a girl is having someone for you to bite when need arises! Yes you read that right.
Wait! please  don't attempt to bite me yet, read this story to find out why I said what I said😂

  I  was at work one day in the private hospital where I worked and my section was relatively calm, so I just got busy with my phone until I heard this loud ear piercing scream , I immediately stopped pressing my phone . Before I could process it I start hearing more screams in different pictches and frequency. 

The only thing that came to my mind, "there must have been a road traffic accident with multiple victims and the nurses downstairs were probably overwhelmed with the workload". Immediately I said to myself you're not doing anything, move downstairs and help!

All this thinking and decision-making was done in less than 2 seconds (2 seconds too long sef😂). The superhero in me swung  to action, ready to save the day. I rushed down the staircase with the speed of light (as a matter of fact if I could fly I would have done that!) . As a pro that I am I neither tripped nor fell😜😜

As I expected , the noise was coming from the accident and emergency Ward , but it was nowhere near the scenario I imagined! 

You won't believe the different pitched sounds were coming from only one young lady🤦🤦 simply because they were trying "fix drip" for her.
 The poor boyfriend whom she came to the hospital with was so embarrassed but he kept babying her to calm down. She kept screaming oo, the nurses were confused ,other patients just kept looking at her like 🙄 "who be this one?"
 It was becoming somewhat annoying, we know most people are scared of needles but not this. The screams increased, then she proceeded to biting the poor boy again like she was being tortured!. We managed to hold her down and put the drip in place. She suddenly switched to cry baby mode while her boyfriend held her closely. My colleague who put up the line just told her "if you remove it, you're on your own"

Fast forward to about an hour later, she was to be taken for surgery and therefore needed a bigger needle, shaving and catheterization.  Her boyfriend had gone to get some things so she was alone .  My colleague warned her before hand "pls behave yourself" before the needle insertion. Ladies and gentlemen behold and lo, this girl didn't even make the slightest noise( not even pim😂),  I went ahead to shave and catheterize , she still didn't disturb .😯😯

 I still couldn't believe 😲😲,  you were going to bring down the roof just now with your screams but suddenly your skin is pain proof🤷🤷?? So all that scene because of the presence of boo (wahala for who no get boo😂) . 

Do you see why you need a boyfriend asap??  Else, tell me  how you'll scream when you're pricked with a needle ?  Who will you bite??  Who will 'baby' you?? 😂 
 
The boyfriend came back and we told him the story of her calmness, he was amazed and she just kept smiling sheepishly 😄.

Moral lesson - you might need to bite someone tomorrow, get a boyfriend!!😂

Thank you for reading❤️


I won't mind reading your comments in the comment section.😜

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